February 2012
97 posts
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
This is how pencils are sharpened in factories.
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i can’t stop looking at it.
wtf this blog is so funny:))
"So, Simba... take us through a day in the life of...
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